Hi there, my name is Kate Huffman, I'm a funny person who kinda hates people. Imma bitch if you get on my bad side. But overall im a pretty nice person. At least thats what ive been told.. and I have a funny friend named carly, you can follow her at carlyyeatscookies.tumblr.com
I'm a nice kid, if you're not a fucking whore, so hit up my ask sometime :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
(Source: ataleoftwopretties)
the only thing i can turn on is my computer
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(Source: pochaontas)
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